Now My Body is Just Mocking Me

Here I am on day 35 of my cycle, with no apparent reason. I've taken multiple pregnancy tests (all negative, of course) and am clearly not pregnant, so why the tardiness? It is frustrating to watch the single pink line appear in the tiny window of a pregnancy test, for sure, but it's even more frustrating to have to sit around and wait for another week or two to begin another cycle. Not only am I not pregnant, but now I'm not pregnant and not even cycling normally. You suck, body, you suck.

My RN wanted me to come in for a blood test on Friday, just to check things out, but the holidays are a time of running around, skipping out, and generally over-booking yourself, so I wans't able to. What was she going to check for, anyway? I've been on Crinone (progesterone) since 3DPO, so I'm sure my body is all out of whack and doesn't know which hormones came from me or a plastic tube.

I can't help but think of the women on that TV show - 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant' - and hope that maybe, just maybe, I'm a one-in-a-million biological anomaly who can be pregnant and not test positive / show any normal signs at all. Can that happen? Can it please happen to me?

Well, the good news is...

...at least I can start running again. If I'm going to be childless for the next two months, I'm going to set a new personal PR in the 5K.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Test, Don't Test Anything At All

Oh boy, I'm at 13DPO. My cycle usually begins after about 30 days, and that would be tomorrow. So, do I test? Or should I wait a few days just in case? I called my RE's office today to talk about getting a refill of Crinone, and I spoke to my favorite nurse, who reassured me that even though I'm not feeling any symptoms, I still could very well be pregnant. She said (much like a few of you) that symptoms appear for different women at different times. As long as I don't start my cycle, things could still be positive. Well, unless I take a test, that is…

…so I bought a HPT, and I'll do it tomorrow morning. I've been trying to "let myself down easy" over the last few days, taking my BBT and telling myself that it's not high enough for me to be pregnant. But I guess you never know, maybe tomorrow it will shoot upward and I'll throw up my Cheerios, then take a test and see two pink lines. I just don't want to see that depressing single line taunting me from the edge of the sink tomorrow. If I don't test, I don't have to see it…it's the "Catch 22" of the 2WW. Super fun. I'm sure Joseph Heller never knew what this felt like.

I Love You Guys!

Thank you to those who have experienced NO early pregnancy symptoms but have still seen a pink line. Your words of comfort are INVALUABLE to me. You guys are worth your weight in fine dark chocolate...and that is, like, the highest compliment I can give.

I'm feeling more optimistic now, maybe it's the fact that we now have less school days before vacation than I have fingers on two hands. (That's generally how I count my way to sanity. If you need toes to count the days, it's tooooo loooong.)

I am at 7DPO/IUI and I feel pretty good. My chest (yes, I still have a hard time saying the "b" word on my blog - call me prudish) is still pretty sore, but no new symptoms have arrisen. Nevertheless, I'm going to try to remain calm and positive, despite my observation at work tomorrow. Oh, how I wouldn't give to take a 2 week vacation to the Maldives for my 2WW - it would be almost bearable then. But no, I must submit to the minutae of everyday life, which makes it excruciating. Mmmmm, the Maldives...I'll leave you with that thought.

No News Isn't Necessarily Good News

6DPO and no news. Is that good or bad? I don't have a hint of nausea, not a single bit of spotting or swelling. My chest hurts a little bit, but that happens every cycle. A friend of mine tells me that many women don't even know they're pregnant until well after their cycle, but I contest that most women aren't waiting for any minute sign of a fertilized / implanted egg. I am not "most women". I am 26 cycles into the longest wait of my life.

Maybe I'm mentally preparing myself, maybe it's the pernicious effect of 125 crazy kids on my psyche, or maybe it's the fact that this is my my fifth one...but I can't seem to be optimistic about this IUI. I'm already feeling very down and disappointed. I'm having a hard time concentrating at work, and I can't stop crying.(Usually this state of mind is reserved for the day I start my cycle and realize that all the work has been for naught.)

I've said it before and I'll say it again (much to my dismay): I'm not sure what 'pregnant' feels like, but I know what 'not pregant' feels like...and this is pretty much it.

I need some Taio Cruz.

Hooray for Cherries on Top! (I'm kinda hungry, actually...)

Thank you to Heather at The Road Less Traveled for nominating me for the 'Cherry on Top' award! In my third day of my 2WW, this really made my day. And, my fellow teacher, you know how hard that is to do when you're less than three weeks from Winter Vacation...the kids are crazy!

I'd like to nominate the following awesome women:

Josey at My Cheap Version of Therapy - she snowboards and battles infertility, my hero

Oak at The Acorn Chronicles - giving support and hope at the same time

Tishi at Learning to Swim in a Sea of Baby Bumps - because I thought it was hard being a teacher and not having kids, but she is going to have to keep her (delightful) little secret from all those preggos she works with!

H.C. Bishop at Life as a Navy Wife and Everything Else - because she's sassy and fun, and she's going to be 3 weeks along soon! Yay!

Ana at Our Pregnancy Journey - because her story makes me believe in science, and she makes cute blankets, too!

Thank you, ladies, for all of your support and help. I heart you!
(Thanks, also, to all the other gals who have already been nominated for the award and who offer their comments and companionship - I heart you, too!)

I Feel Like I'm Holding My Breath...

…which makes it very hard to blog. There's something about the 2WW that renders me speechless. It's as though there is nothing to say - I am simply waiting. Today is 2DPO/IUI and I am hanging on everyone's words of wisdom. Some people felt sick at 3DPO, others never did. Some got a positive result after 6DPO, some took almost 10. I'll just wait. And wait, and wait, and wait… in the meantime, I'll look up some videos on YouTube.